Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Sneak Peeks of Charges and Specs - Brooklyn99 S1E22



Brace yourselves, Brooklyn99ers. Not only is this our season finale *sob*, but it is going to go out with a bang.



What!?! I mean, you know Jake will find his way back to the Nine-Nine next season, but what just happened here? Jake was fired, and Charles was dumped? That's huge! (Oh, and did you see Andy's good friend and fellow Lonely Islander Akiva in that clip? That's because he directed this episode! You knew he had to stop by eventually, since the Thanksgiving episode was brilliantly directed by Jorma.)

We'll have to tune in tonight to find out why Jake was fired, but this might give us a clue...



While we deal with the loss of our favorite show until the fall, how is Charles handling his heartbreak?



Count on him to find that silver lining for Rosa! And speaking of Rosa, she rallies the Nine-Nine to help Charles get through this.



Okay, I love that Gina is talking in emoji (eggplant?), but Capt. Holt discussing his previous breakup had me LOLing from my smiley face with an open mouth! By-the-way, the emoji joke is the writer's nod to Chelsea. If you follow her on Twitter, you know that she loves her emoji! And if you aren't following her, click here -> @ChelseaVPeretti

Speaking of inside jokes, did you see that Terry is eating yogurt in this scene? Terry loves yogurt, and I'm betting Terry Crews must eat a lot of yogurt in real life as well.

And speaking of Terry, he shares his story of heartbreak next. But his heart isn't the only thing that breaks in this scene!



Yup, fans of The Guild (myself included), that was the adorable Amy Okuda playing Terry's former girlfriend. Hopefully we revisit Terry's time in Japan again.

What can I say, I hate that this is the last new episode, but I rejoice that we got a full and fabulous first season that I will continue to re-watch and share. This isn't our goodbye though. Throughout the summer we will rank your favorite episodes, hopefully have some giveaways, and countdown to Brooklyn Nine-Nine's triumphant return.

Stay in touch, Brooklyn99ers!

See more of the action with the "Charges and Specs" promo pics. And don't forget to share these sneak peeks!




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Episode Breakdown:


ORIGINAL AIR DATE: March 18, 2014, 8:30/7:30C on FOX

SUMMARY: Jake’s investigation of philanthropic civic leader Lucas Wint (guest star Ian Roberts) is shut down by Commissioner Podalski (guest star James M. Connor). Still determined to crack the case, Jake enlists Amy and a reluctant Capt. Holt to help him uncover more evidence, even if it means facing suspension. Meanwhile, Charles is devastated over pre-marital problems with Vivian, and Gina knows just how to cheer him up.

GUEST CAST: James M. Connor (Parks and Recreation; Watchmen) as Deputy Commissioner Podolski; Marilu Henner (Elaine O'Connor-Nardo in Taxi; book Total Memory Makeover) as Vivian; Ian Roberts (The Literal Doctor on Arrested Development; Sgt. Jack Declan in Reno 911!) as Lucas Wint; Alton Clemente as Leo Ianucci; Exie Booker as Murray; Tiffany Martin as Jenny Gildenhorn; Ben Steinberg as Young Jake; Joe Mande (writer on Parks and Recreation & Kroll Show) as Isaac; Edward Finlay as George; Judith Scarpone as Judge Mindel; Amy Okuda (Tinkerballa in The Guild) as Chiaki; Denell Johnson as Allen; Chris Flanders as Emcee

CAST: Andy Samberg as Det. Jake Peralta; Andre Braugher as Capt. Ray Holt; Terry Crews as Sgt. Terry Jeffords; Melissa Fumero as Det. Amy Santiago; Joe Lo Truglio as Det. Charles Boyle; Stephanie Beatriz as Det. Rosa Diaz; Chelsea Peretti as Administrator Gina Linetti; Dirk Blocker as Det. Hitchcock; Joel McKinnon Miller as Det. Scully


Where to Stream (as of March 19):


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Charges and Specs - Promo Pics - Brooklyn99 S1E22

Promotional photos from Brooklyn Nine-Nine's episode "Charges and Specs."

I love a good flashback - especially featuring Terry's hair!



Why is Vivian (Marilu Hener) handing Boyle a food dehydrator, and why doesn't she look happy? Oh no!


Jake looks ready to break into song and dance!


CR: Eddy Chen/FOX via spoilertv.co.uk

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Thanksgiving Recap: Brooklyn Nine-Nine S1E10



Memorable Moments:


The best quotes, photos, gifs & Brooklyn99Insider news from Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Thanksgiving episode. Gobble, gobble...gobble!

Boyle: Happy Turkey Day.
Peralta: Yes! Right out of the gate.
Boyle: What? What's going on?
Peralta: We're playing Boyle Bingo, Thanksgiving edition.
Santiago: Everyone filled out their cards with possible Charles-related scenarios. First to bingo gets 100 bucks.
Peralta: I had "Boyle calls it 'Turkey Day'" in the center square.
Boyle: "Boyle explains that they ate lobsters at the first Thanksgiving." They did. Back in that time, they called lobsters "ocean bugs." - And... I'll just mark it off for you. [Brooklyn99Insider: History.com says "culinary historians believe that much of the Thanksgiving meal consisted of seafood," which includes lobster.]
Peralta: I think I got the winning card here. Boyle tells us that he played Pocahontas in his third grade play.
Boyle: All the girls were too big.
Gina: This is a fun one. "Boyle says, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble.'"
Boyle: Well, now that I know you want me to say that, I'll just say it with two gobbles. Gobble, gobble...gobble. God, it just sounds right that way. Ugh. I don't like this game.
Diaz: Ha! "Boyle objects to Boyle Bingo."
Boyle: Come on, guys.
Terry: Boyle says, "Come on, guys." That's two for Terry.
Boyle: Well, guess what. I can spoil your little game by sitting over here quietly all day and doing nothing. *Boyle falls*
Peralta: Anybody have "Boyle falls on the floor?" No one?
Boyle: That's a victory. That's a victory for Boyle. Boom!
Everyone: Boyle says, "Boom!"


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Peralta: Check it out, chair jockeys. While you were busy tickling the ivories on your computers, I was doing a bust. Cocaine! Thanks, Lucius. He ran; I pursued. Whole thing turned into an awesome car chase. [cut scene - car chase gif set here] NYPD! Hey there, criminal. It's me, Johnny Law.


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Peralta: Ugh. Why do we have to dress up for Thanksgiving? I don't even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet track suits and diapers.
Santiago: Jacket and tie. Rosa's even wearing her formal leather jacket.
Diaz: It's the one without any blood on it.
Santiago: You're gonna dress up, and you're gonna give a toast about what you're thankful for. Start preparing.
Peralta: Oh, I prefer not to prepare for my toasts. I just wing 'em like scat jazz. Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bob...
Scully: Are we singing?
Peralta: No, no, no, no... *Scully breaks into opera*

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Terry: Damn it, Boyle. You left the fridge open. The door couldn't shut because of your empty pizza box.
Boyle: Pizza? Please. This is a butternut squash and truffle butter flatbread.
Terry: Everything's spoiled. My lunch is ruined. My chicken, my potatoes, my pasta, my meatballs, ham, my yogurt.
Boyle: Wow, that's a lot of yogurt.
Terry: I love yogurt.
Boyle: So this is your lunch for, like, the month?
Terry: I need to eat 10,000 calories a day to maintain muscle mass. My wife made me all of this before she left town with the kids. That was everything in my fridge.


Terry: I know you got a secret stash of food hidden somewhere.
Scully: Oh, no.
Terry: Where is it?
Scully: No, I don't.
Terry: Is it in your pockets?
Scully: Oh, come on.
Terry: I'm gonna shake it out of your pockets. Turn around.
Scully: Sarge. Sarge!
Hitchcock: Go limp, Scully.
Scully: This is fun.
Terry: Release your sweets.

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Santiago: Oh, captain, didn't expect to see you there.
Capt. Holt: In my office?
Santiago: So, I just wanted to make sure that you knew about the Thanksgiving dinner I'm hosting for the squad after work.
Capt. Holt: Yes, I received your "save the date" decorative gourd, your ornamental cornucopia, and this beautiful handcrafted card of a turkey wearing a top hat.
Santiago: It's a pilgrim's hat.
Capt. Holt: Where's the buckle, Santiago?
Santiago: The buckle.



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Diaz: Why so excited?
Gina: Did you make the cover of "Hair Pulled Back" magazine? 
Santiago: The captain is coming to my party. I'm gonna give a toast, tell him how thankful I am to have him in the precinct, and officially ask him to be my mentor.
Gina: Wait, are you only hosting dinner because you wanna suck up to Holt? Not cool. This was supposed to be about friendship.
Santiago: You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason I was single, or if it was my personality like you suspected.
Gina: Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop.


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Peralta: You call your mom "Your Honor"?
Capt. Holt: She's a federal judge in the ninth circuit. What else would I call her?


Peralta: Whoa! *dumps a stack of papers on the floor* Who did that? Don't worry, sir. I will stay here all night figuring this out.
Capt. Holt: I know what you're up to here, Peralta.
Peralta: Damn straight. I'm trying to catch the mad paper scatterer.
Capt. Holt: You want an excuse to skip Santiago's Thanksgiving dinner, because for some reason, you refuse to celebrate this holiday like a normal person.
Peralta: Fine. You're right. I wanna do what I do every year - sit at home, watch football, and eat mayo nut spoonsies. Those are spoonfuls of mayo, sprinkled with peanuts.
Capt. Holt: That's revolting.
Peralta: Maybe so, but it's what I invented when I was six, because my mom was working, so I had to make dinner for myself. My sad story trumps your insult.


Capt. Holt: Dismissed.
Peralta: From what? I thought we were just chatting. We never chat anymore.


Gina: Oh, my God, Amy, that's so cool that you still live with your grandmother.


Santiago: I live alone. This is my stuff. I like quilts.


Gina: Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder.
Diaz: It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.

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Peralta: Well, I gotta say, it's not as bad as I thought it would be. I mean, the football game's not on, so I can still watch it later at home. And it's kind of cool to visit a time before electricity was invented.


All Santiago's missing is a typewriter.  ;D

Santiago: I have to practice my toast.
Peralta: God, how long is that?
Santiago: Eight pages.
Peralta: Single-spaced?
Santiago: Double-sided.


Peralta: Santiago style.


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Terry: Hey, excuse me. Can we please eat? My body is starting to digest itself. Terry needs nutrients.


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Diaz: I'd rather spend Thanksgiving at your house than with my sister. ... It's so pleasant and boring. But, Holt, at your house, surrounded by these idiots? Guaranteed train wreck. Thanks for the invite.



Santiago: Hitchcock, why do you have your shirt off?
Hitchcock: Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.


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Capt. Holt: Happy Thanksgiving. Your apartment was very easy to locate.


Santiago: Thank you so much. You look beautiful.


Peralta: Weirdest conversation ever. Nice work, you two.

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Peralta: I am thankful that Thanksgiving only comes once a year. People stuff themselves, and then at midnight they run to appliance stores and trample each other to death. It's a garbage holiday. I'm sorry, I just get emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is.


Terry: No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast. Now I wanna eat toast. Give me some toast!

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Peralta: Uh, this is Terry dancing. People do the weirdest stuff in the evidence lockup when they think no one's watching.


Boyle: Hang on. I have a toast. I am thankful to have someone in my life who gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning. And I hope that my relationship with this person will only grow...more intimate.
Gina: Who are you talking about?
Boyle: Um, Hitchcock.


Terry: Ew. What's in these?
Santiago: Potatoes, butter, a little milk. Oh, and I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda.
Terry: Why wouldn't you? They're both white powders. Of course, they're interchangeable.
Santiago: Yeah.


Capt. Holt: There were two men released from holding today that were the right height and weight to be our thief on the security footage. Even if it is one of them, how will we know?
Peralta: Easy. The guy on the footage was left-handed. We just give all of our suspects some made-up form to sign, and see which hand they use. All right, amigo. Punch it. Good, did that. Now, punch it! Safety first. Punch it! Okay, see, now I just feel like you're messing with-- [Brooklyn99Insider: See the full gif set here.]

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Scully: Amy, the toilet's overflowing.
Santiago: What? Ew! Scully, what did you do?
Diaz: And the night gets worse better.
Scully: I didn't do it. Although, I understand why you suspect me.
Santiago: Well, then who clogged it? [cut sequence of everyone flushing their food] So none of you ate anything? Terry, you said you ate the whole turkey.
Terry: Toilet. I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.
Santiago: But I'm a good cook. You all ate those brownies I brought in last week.
Gina: I thought they were erasers.
Santiago: Charles said he loved them.
Boyle: I'm a textbook people-pleaser. I have a serious problem. This was great though. You must be so proud.


Boyle: I-I'm not done hanging out. Let's go to the bar, they serve food there! That's a great idea!
Diaz: Oh, look at that. "Boyle saves Thanksgiving."
Boyle: Does it really say that?
Diaz: No. But it does say, "Boyle believes obvious lie."
Boyle: Damn it.


Peralta: I'm thinking maybe we could do the whole thing in character. I'll play detective Bart Barley...tightly wound, hates violence against animals. And you're my partner, Gerald Jimes. A man who solved every crime, but one...the murder of his wife.
Capt. Holt: Peralta, take this seriously.
Peralta: I am. As seriously as you're taking the search for the man who killed Jane Jimes. Your only clue? He wore a yellow sweater. Eh? You're considering it. Let's get in there.


Suspect: What's going on? I'm right in the middle of carving turkey.
Peralta: I'm vegetarian. Eating meat is murder. I hate violence against animals.


Peralta: *sings* Look out bad guys; it's Barley and Jimes! Barley and Jimes are on the case.
Capt. Holt: Please refrain from make believe this time. ... My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater! It's the one case I can't solve. Don't fight with family. It can all go away so quickly. Sign this?



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Peralta: That's a hell of a breakthrough, Jimes. I'm proud of you. Also, we just caught our man.
Capt. Holt: He signed with his right hand.
Peralta: That's right, he did. But he didn't do it. He did.
Louie: What?
Peralta: Couldn't help but notice you throwing those rolls with your left hand, boss. Not mention, this hoodie matches our security footage exactly. You stole that money when you came in to pick up your brother from holding today, didn't you?


Peralta: Sorry, Jimes. His father was murdered by a bookie. I know you miss him.


Capt. Holt: Better blend in.
Peralta: Good idea. I'll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female. Here we go. Whoosh. Did it work?


Mahjong Woman: $10 to play.
Capt. Holt: Oh, we're just looking around.
Mahjong Woman: $40 just to look around.
Capt. Holt: All right, we'll play.
Mahjong Woman: $15 to play. [Brooklyn99Insider: Love her! Wouldn't it be great to have a scene with her and Gina?]


Gina: Hey, rough night?
Santiago: Yeah, it certainly hasn't gone according to plan.
Gina: Aw, no. Aw, Amy, I was ordering a drink called "A Rough Night." It's tequila with a nicotine patch.
Santiago: Right. How do I get Holt to pay attention to me? He sure spends a lot of time on Peralta. Maybe I should start screwing up, like Jake does. I can act out too, you know?
Diaz: Please do.
Santiago: Okay. Watch this. Oops.



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Bartender: OUT!
Terry: Fine! But I'm taking these olives.

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Peralta: I think I'm getting the hang of this. These tiles are either game pieces or candy. *takes bite* Game pieces. [Brooklyn99Insider: How to play mahjong.]


Terry: Don't worry, guys. I found food!
Diaz: Are you eating packing peanuts?

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Scully: Okay, I do keep a secret stash of food in the office.
Terry: I knew it! Where? WHERE?



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Scully: I think the rats got to it.
Terry: You think?
Rosa: This is the greatest thing that's ever happened.


Peralta: Oh, never mind. Let's go.
Capt. Holt: What? It's really a bathroom?
Peralta: No, no, no. There's tons of illegal stuff happening in there. But they're watching the football game, and I DVR'd it. I don't wanna see the score.
Capt. Holt: What?!
Peralta: Okay, fine. We'll go get the stolen money. NYPD. Freeze. Change the channel and then freeze.


Peralta: It's a sucky holiday. It's always sucked. My mom worked. My dad was gone. And I sat at home watching football.
Capt. Holt: Look, Jake. I came from a very formal family. My parents were not especially affectionate.
Peralta: Really? "Your Honor" wasn't a big snuggler?
Capt. Holt: But the beauty of being an adult is that you can make a new family with new traditions.
Peralta: Well, that's nice, captain, but I don't have a new family yet, so I guess I'm stuck with my awesome, old traditions.


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Diaz: Amy broke everything and got us kicked out of the bar. Then we got attacked by rats. It's the best Thanksgiving ever.


Boyle: Not a lot of places are open, so this will be a multiethnic, nontraditional Thanksgiving. It's a real culinary challenge. Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast.
Terry: Make it five.
Boyle: You eat with your eyes, so the plating alone--
Terry: FIVE, BOYLE!


Santiago: Captain, I wanna tell you something. I think you're... Like, when I was a little girl...
Capt. Holt: You think I'm like when you were a little girl?
Santiago: Forget it. The moment's passed.
Capt. Holt: Is this about your toast?
Santiago: How'd you get that?
Capt. Holt: Gina gave it to me. It's very well-written. There are several compelling anecdotes. The fonts suit the tone. Good work. I do feel, however, the word choice could've been improved in spots. I marked them "awk" for "awkward."
Santiago: That was the best thing anyone's ever said to me.
Diaz: "I marked them 'awk' for 'awkward'?"
Santiago: It's advice. He's mentoring me. Yes!



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Boyle: So this is kind of a play on your typical Thanksgiving dinner. For turkey, we have the Peking duck with a veggie samosa stuffing. The potatoes are the empanadas with an Ethiopian lentil stew gravy. And for dessert, some seasonal gelatin cups. Okay, I ran out of money. They're from when Hitchcock got his colonoscopy. Bon app├ętit.
Peralta: I'm here; I'm here. Finally something to actually be thankful for.
Diaz: What are you wearing?
Peralta: Santiago said to dress up, so...
Santiago: Well, you look beautiful. That's my thing now. I'm just owning it.


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Santiago: Hey, thanks for giving a copy of my toast to Holt. That was nice of you.
Gina: Oh, you're welcome. I mean, you don't have to get so freaked out around him. You were just trying to tell him you respect him.
Santiago: Okay.
Gina: But, to be honest, I kinda gave it to him as a prank, cause I thought it would be super embarrassing for you. But I'm happy it worked out. But I would've been happy if you hated it. But I'm happy he didn't.
Boyle: So, you pretty much got the disaster night you were hoping for?
Diaz: Yeah, till you made the best Thanksgiving meal I've ever had and ruined it.
Peralta: Excuse me! Uh, so, earlier at Amy's, I didn't give a real toast because...I didn't know what to say. But, since that time, a wise, unsmiling man named Gerald Jimes made me realize what I am thankful for. So, I'd just like to say I'm happy to be here...with my family. My super-weird family with two black dads and two Latina daughters and two white sons and...Gina, and...I don't know what you are... Some strange giant baby? To the Nine-Nine!


Everyone: To the Nine-Nine!
Boyle: *cries* That was perfect.
Peralta: Boyle cries! I got Boyle Bingo!

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Episode Breakdown:


ORIG. AIR DATE: Nov. 26, 2013 8:30/7:30C on FOX

WRITER: Luke Del Tredici     DIRECTOR: Jorma Taccone

SUMMARY: Amy wants to host a Thanksgiving dinner for the entire precinct, but it turns into a holiday disaster when Capt. Holt and Jake must leave to go catch a perp. But Boyle steps in to save Turkey Day.

CAST: Andy Samberg as Det. Jake Peralta; Andre Braugher as Capt. Ray Holt; Terry Crews as Sgt. Terry Jeffords; Melissa Fumero as Det. Amy Santiago; Joe Lo Truglio as Det. Charles Boyle; Stephanie Beatriz as Det. Rosa Diaz; Chelsea Peretti as Administrator Gina Linetti; Dirk Blocker as Det. Hitchcock; Joel McKinnon Miller as Det. Scully


Where to Stream (as of March 7, 2014):


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